"Retired - Living the 7-Day Weekend - No Alarm Clock Needed" Vintage T-Shirt
"Retired - Living the 7-Day Weekend - No Alarm Clock Needed" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
The workweek is over. Forever.
This shirt says it all: “Retired – Living the 7-Day Weekend – No Alarm Clock Needed.”
It’s more than just a quote — it’s a celebration. No more rushing through mornings, no more deadlines, no more buzzing alarms dragging you out of bed. Instead, it’s coffee at sunrise, naps in the hammock, and the freedom to choose every day’s pace.
This isn’t just a T-shirt.
It’s your new retirement uniform — soft, relaxed, and full of humor.

Wear it proudly, let the world know: you’re officially off the clock, and every day is Saturday.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
We purchased this for a friend who was retiring! He loved it. Arrived on time.
Hi Amber! We are so happy to hear that your friend loved our 'Retired - Living the 7-Day Weekend - No Alarm Clock Needed' t-shirt. We hope it brings a smile to their face every time they wear it. Have a wonderful day!
Very nice shirt and loved the thickness of the fabric
Shirt is perfect and love the printing on it!
Love my retirement shirt!!! I cannot wait to wear it in November when I retire!
We hope it brings you joy and relaxation as you embark on your 7-day weekend. Enjoy wearing it in November - you deserve it! Cheers to a well-deserved retirement.
Well crafted to a good material of t shirt. The shirt did not shrink nor fade when I first washed it.
Perfect for my ball and chain, who just retired last month! I think he'll get a kick out of it. Looking forward to giving it to him on Xmas morning.
Thank you for your review! We're so glad our 'Retired - Living the 7-Day Weekend' t-shirt is a perfect fit for your newly retired loved one. We hope it brings a smile to their face on Christmas morning. Enjoy the 7-day weekend together!
My husband gets lots of comments on this shirt. It makes a great retirement gift!
Hi Allie. We're thrilled to hear that your husband receives lots of compliments on it and that it made a great retirement gift. We hope he continues to enjoy the 7-day weekend lifestyle! Have a fantastic day.
Love it!!! Wow , fast service!! It arrived sooner than I expected it to!! I ready to wear it!
This is perfect for my retirement party!
I bought this retirement t shirt for myself. It's great quality and craftsmanship. I will definitely buy from vendor again.
