"Retired. Living the 7-Day Weekend. No Alarm Clock Needed" Vintage T-Shirt
"Retired. Living the 7-Day Weekend. No Alarm Clock Needed" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
If every day feels like Saturday, you're doing retirement right.
This shirt says it loud, proud, and straight from a beachside neon motel sign: you're retired — and life’s one long weekend now.
With soft sunset tones, palm silhouettes, and a bold retro arrow screaming RETIRED, this design nails that feeling of waking up when you want, sipping slow, and not knowing (or caring) what day it is.
“Living the 7-Day Weekend. No Alarm Clock Needed.”
Because time is yours now — and you’re not wasting a second of it on alarms, meetings, or Mondays.
Wear it like a postcard from your new lifestyle:
Relaxed. Easygoing. 100% deserved.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
Wonderful retirement gift. Was well received and recipient immediately commented on the quality and comfort.
This shirt is a fun way to help let everyone know Im retiring!! Its well made and came as described. I love it!
It's definitely a great way to announce your retirement in a fun and stylish way. We take pride in delivering high quality products and we're glad it met your expectations. Thank you for choosing our brand. Have a wonderful 7-day weekend!
I cant wait to wear this to work...I retire in 6 months!
The tshirt I ordered was great! Nice quality, and good sizing. Also, shipping time was perfect for when I needed it.
Spouse loved the retirement shirt!
Got this as a present for my Uncle's retirement party. He loved it and it was a great gift.
Recently retired and changed into this shirt after the formal ceremony
Congratulations on your recent retirement! It's the perfect shirt to celebrate your new chapter of not needing an alarm clock. Enjoy your 7-day weekend and thank you for choosing our product!
This shirt was perfect for the retirement kit I put together! It arrived very quickly and my dad loves it! Thank you!
Great gift for my father in law!
This arrived 5 day after ordering. The material quality was fab and the wording was great too. Excellent quality product would buy again and defo recommend xx
Hi Jones! We are thrilled to hear that you received your t-shirt quickly and that you are happy with the material and wording. We take pride in providing high-quality products and it's great to know that you would purchase from us again and recommend us. Have a wonderful day! :)