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"Certified Old Fart" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage T-Shirt
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"I Came. I Saw. I Forgot What I Was Doing." Vintage T-Shirt
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"I See No Good Reason To Act My Age" Vintage T-Shirt
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"It’s Weird Being the Same Age as Old People" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Monday Canceled. I’m Retired" Vintage T-Shirt
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"My Body Is a Monument" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Old, Bold and Under Wife Supervision" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Old, Bold, and Behind the Wheel – You’ve Been Warned" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Retired and Rebuilt – Body Contains Aftermarket Parts" Garage Grumble Plate Cap
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"Retired and Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Retired! Not My Problem Anymore" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Retired. I Worked My Whole Life For This Hat." Sunset Motel Retro Chill Cap
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"Retired. I Worked My Whole Life for This Shirt" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Retired. Living the 7-Day Weekend. No Alarm Clock Needed" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Sundays Are Sacred. The Other Six Are Weekends." Vintage T-Shirt
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"Talk Louder or Just Text Me" Vintage T-Shirt
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"The Legend Has Retired" Vintage T-Shirt
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"Wisdom Ain’t Free. I Paid in Decades" Vintage T-Shirt
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“Certified OG Old Guy” All-American Badge Legacy Cap
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“Certified Old Fart” Hazard Humor Badge Cap
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“Certified Vintage – High Mileage, No Regrets” Road Stamp Legacy Cap
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“Everyday I Set a New Record for ‘Oldest I’ve Ever Been’” Retro Scoreboard Philosophy Cap
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