"Rabbit Ears Still Picks Up Everything" Vintage T-Shirt
"Rabbit Ears Still Picks Up Everything" Vintage T-Shirt
Choose Style : Vintage Tee
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions, whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand - it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each product is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message - one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms - Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around people who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old - you’re just getting started.
The sewing machine skipped stitches halfway through a curtain hem. Aunt Ruth opened the side panel, pulled out a knot of thread, and turned the handwheel until it ran smooth. From the next room, she heard us whisper that she couldn't hear a thing. She didn't miss a word. That is the idea behind it.
The line works because “Rabbit Ears” means two things at once. It brings back the antenna you adjusted to clear up the picture, and it gives a little credit to the person who still hears everything. Grandparents who remember fiddling with those metal rods will read it and nod. The rabbit-ear antenna and signal waves make the joke clear. It is not a lecture about getting older or a complaint about new TVs.
Soft as an old familiar voice: The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A joke this familiar belongs on something that feels good to wear.
Room to adjust the signal: It has a relaxed classic fit. No need to fuss with it every time you sit down.
Stitched to keep picking up: Double-needle stitching is built to last. The antenna joke can stick around long after the old TV is gone.
No scratchy signal at the neck: The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. Nothing at the collar needs your attention.
Sent from closer to home: The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The picture may bring back another era, but the shirt is made for wearing now.
A gift for anyone who adjusted the antenna: Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day or Father's Day, any occasion where the best gift is a joke they heard coming.
The handwheel turns. Aunt Ruth hears you.
T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |