"Rabbit Ears Still Picks Up Everything" Vintage Sweatshirt
"Rabbit Ears Still Picks Up Everything" Vintage Sweatshirt
Choose Style : Sweatshirt
- Soft, warm, and made for cooler days
- Classic unisex fit that is easy to wear
- Strong stitching made for lasting comfort
- Tear-away label for an itch-free feel
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE SWEATSHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²), offering warmth, softness, and long-lasting comfort. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester, 40% cotton blend.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit and crew neckline provide a relaxed, comfortable feel with a clean, timeless look that's perfect for everyday wear.
- Smooth Print Surface: The soft fleece fabric offers a smooth surface that delivers sharp, vibrant printed designs with lasting color quality.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste while improving comfort and giving the sweatshirt a cleaner appearance.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs enhances durability for everyday wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs: Highly elastic ribbed knit helps the collar, cuffs, and waistband retain their shape while providing a secure, comfortable fit.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The gray pearlized tear-away label eliminates irritation for all-day comfort.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
- Made Responsibly: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes for quality and responsible sourcing. Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates safety requirements.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand - it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each product is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message - one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms - Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around people who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old - you’re just getting started.
The channel dial on the bedroom TV clicked hard at every turn. One station came in with snow until somebody moved the rabbit ears. A face appeared, then disappeared when they stepped away. From down the hall, you could still hear who was blaming whom. That is the idea behind it.
The line works because “picks up everything” means more than a good antenna. The rabbit ears caught a fuzzy channel, and the person beside them caught every word from the hall. Grandparents who remember adjusting those metal rods will read it and nod. It is not a lecture about better days or a complaint about getting older. Some of us still hear plenty when we are supposedly not listening.
Warm enough for another channel: The 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Good for the person who kept turning the dial until the picture stayed put.
A familiar shape for familiar signals: It has a classic fit crew neck. The joke can do the talking.
Built to stay through the static: It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. The picture may have wandered, but this sweatshirt has its parts in place.
The tag knows when to leave: It has a tear-away label. One less thing to notice while you listen in.
The signal starts close to home: Printed and shipped from the USA. The rabbit ears have a starting point.
A gift for anyone who remembers rabbit ears: Good for grandparents, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a nod to what they still pick up.
The dial clicks. We still hear you.
Sweatshirt Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |