"My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down." Vintage Denim Jacket
"My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down." Vintage Denim Jacket
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- Classic medium-wash denim with a relaxed fit
- Design printed large on the back
- Sturdy metal buttons on the front, cuffs, and chest pockets
- Four pockets: two chest, two roomy front pockets
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE DENIM JACKET
- Classic Denim: A timeless medium-wash denim jacket made from 90% cotton, 6% polyester, 3% rayon, and 1% spandex. Fiber content varies slightly by size (sizes S and M are about 93% cotton with no spandex).
- Relaxed Fit: Cut with room to move and to layer over a tee or sweatshirt. Available in sizes S to 2XL.
- Printed on the Back: The design is printed directly into the fabric on the back of the jacket for a soft feel that lasts wash after wash.
- Metal Button Closure: Sturdy metal buttons on the front, cuffs, and chest pockets.
- Four Pockets: Two button-flap chest pockets and two large slanted front pockets.
- Lapel Collar: A classic lapel collar that looks good worn open or buttoned up.
- Sewn-In Label: Sewn-in label on the bottom left side.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Dry flat. Iron or steam on low heat. Do not dry clean.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand - it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each product is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message - one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms - Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old - you’re just getting started.
You still turn the TV down when someone starts telling you a story. It started with that living room set in the seventies, when a big round knob sat beside a row of stiff buttons. One small twist and you could hear the person on the sofa instead of the game show host. You never saw the point in making everyone compete with the set. That is the idea behind it.
The line works because “Turn Your Volume Down” puts the problem where it belongs. Anyone who has been told to get their hearing checked while the TV rattles the room will read it and nod. The volume control knob makes the point before anyone reads a word. It is not a complaint about getting older. It is a reasonable request, delivered with very little patience.

A little give, no giving in: The medium-wash denim is a cotton blend with a touch of stretch. You can make your point without feeling stiff about it.
Room to stand your ground: The relaxed fit has a classic lapel collar. The line is blunt enough without the jacket putting up a fight.
Buttons where you expect them: There is a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. Unlike the volume control, these buttons can stay right where they are.
The point reads from behind: The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and is sharp and readable. People can get the message without asking you to repeat it.
Made here, message intact: The jacket is printed and shipped from the USA. The request on the back needs no translation.
A gift for anyone who turns the TV down: Good for grandparents, retirees and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day or Mother's Day, any occasion where the best gift is a request everyone already knows they make.
Turn the knob. Hear the sofa.
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Denim Jacket Sizing
Denim Jacket Size Chart
Measurements are of the jacket laid flat and may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.25 | 22.37 | 24.50 | 25.37 | 27.25 |
| Length | 24.00 | 24.75 | 25.75 | 26.75 | 27.75 |
| Sleeve length | 25.75 | 26.37 | 26.62 | 27.75 | 28.25 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 51.44 | 56.82 | 62.23 | 64.44 | 69.22 |
| Length | 60.96 | 62.87 | 65.41 | 67.95 | 70.48 |
| Sleeve length | 65.41 | 66.98 | 67.61 | 70.48 | 71.75 |