• Forest Green vintage sweatshirt with My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down. printed front design
  • Forest green vintage sweatshirt with printed hearing slogan and volume dial on wooden chair
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"My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down." Vintage Sweatshirt

"My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down." Vintage Sweatshirt

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PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM USA
  • Soft, warm, and made for cooler days
  • Classic unisex fit that is easy to wear
  • Strong stitching made for lasting comfort
  • Tear-away label for an itch-free feel
$42.50 USD
$42.50 USD
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Color : Forest Green
Size : S
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Product Details

VINTAGE SWEATSHIRT

  • Premium Fabric: Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²), offering warmth, softness, and long-lasting comfort. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester, 40% cotton blend.

  • Comfort and Fit: The classic fit and crew neckline provide a relaxed, comfortable feel with a clean, timeless look that's perfect for everyday wear.

  • Smooth Print Surface: The soft fleece fabric offers a smooth surface that delivers sharp, vibrant printed designs with lasting color quality.

  • No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste while improving comfort and giving the sweatshirt a cleaner appearance.

  • Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs enhances durability for everyday wear.

  • Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs: Highly elastic ribbed knit helps the collar, cuffs, and waistband retain their shape while providing a secure, comfortable fit.

  • Scratch-Free Experience: The gray pearlized tear-away label eliminates irritation for all-day comfort.

  • Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.

  • Made Responsibly: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes for quality and responsible sourcing. Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates safety requirements.

Delivery & Return

  • Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.

  • You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.

  • Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

  • Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.

Why OLDMANISM

Oldmanism isn’t just a brand - it’s a companion for your next chapter.

Each product is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.

We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message - one of freedom, wit, and pride.

Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms - Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.

Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:

You’re not getting old - you’re just getting started.

The shed door scraped a half-moon in the dirt every time it opened. You took it off its hinges and planed the bottom edge by hand. Someone turned up the radio while you swept the shavings into a pan, so you told them to turn it back down. The door went back on and shut without a scrape. That is the idea behind it.

The line works because “Turn Your Volume Down” puts the problem where it belongs. Anyone who has been asked about their hearing while standing next to a blaring radio will nod. The big dial and square buttons make the point before anyone reads a word. It is not a lecture or a complaint. It is a reasonable request with very little patience left.

Warmth without turning anything up: The 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. A quiet afternoon in the shed ought to feel that way too.

A familiar fit for a familiar reply: The classic fit crew neck keeps things straightforward. So does the line on the front.

Built to hold its ground: There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. The sweatshirt holds together while you hold your position on the volume.

One less thing to fuss over: The label tears away. No need to put up with a scratchy tag when you are already putting up with the radio.

The message makes the trip: It is printed and shipped from the USA. The request arrives ready to make itself clear.

A gift for anyone who wants the radio lower: Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a polite way to point at the volume dial.

The door shuts. Turn down the radio.

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