"My Body Is a Monument" Vintage T-Shirt
"My Body Is a Monument" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
It ain’t broken — it’s historic.
This tee is for the seasoned souls who carry every creak, crack, and sore muscle like a badge of honor. Sure, your back talks, your knees complain, and your neck pops like popcorn — but that just means you’ve lived.
With its Roman statue graphic and dramatic flair, this shirt turns every ache into ancient art. The message? “My Body Is a Monument — Old, Cracked, and Possibly Cursed.” A little worn, a little weird, and totally iconic.
You’re not falling apart — you’re just showing your age… in style.
Wear it proud, wear it loud — and remind the world:
Legends don’t crumble. They crack with character.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
good quality t-shirt. washed and air dry with no shrinkage or bleeding color issues.
Thank you for leaving a review! We are so happy to hear that you are satisfied with the quality of our 'My Body Is a Monument' vintage t-shirt. Thank you for choosing our brand!
Very fast shipping . Seller is very easy to work with . I changed my mind 2 times and still received my order on time and very fast! Thank you
We are glad to know that you had a positive experience with our fast shipping and customer service. We are always happy to accommodate any changes and we appreciate your patience. Thank you for your support and we hope you enjoy your new shirt!
We originally ordered an large as thats what my husband usually wears but it was way too snug. I contacted the business owner w/in their return policy and was able to exchange it for an xl. We only have a week left until the birthday party and they got the XL to us very quickly. I was super happy about their customer service and everyone loved hubbys shirt.
Hi Tiffany! We're so glad to hear that our customer service team was able to help you with the sizing and get the XL shirt to you in time for the birthday party. Thank you for sharing your positive experience with us! We hope your husband loves his new shirt. :)
My latest t shirt buy. My wife thinks I look good in it and wear it well.
Hi Charmain! We're so glad to hear that you and your wife both love the shirt! It's always great to feel confident and stylish in our clothing. Thanks for choosing our product. Have a great day!
Wonderful shirts! I will definitely be ordering more.
Really great work! Super fast shipping. Highly recommend! Thank you!
Wish it was a little bigger or more size true. Overall amazing quality.
Vibrant color, really like the sparkling text. Shipping was messed up - went to three different sorting centers before getting to the right one. Don't think that's the vendor's fault, but a little disapointed
Hi Kaitlin! We apologize for any inconvenience with the shipping process. Unfortunately, sometimes packages can get rerouted by the shipping carrier. We will definitely look into this to prevent it from happening in the future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We hope you continue to enjoy your t-shirt.