“My Body Is a Monument. Old, Cracked, and Possibly Cursed.” Gothic Humor Script Cap
“My Body Is a Monument. Old, Cracked, and Possibly Cursed.” Gothic Humor Script Cap
- High quality denim fabric
- Adjustable strap
- Fits all heads comfortably
- Lightweight, breathable
- Crisp, lasting printed design
Material: Vintage Denim
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE CAP
- Premium Material: This cap is made from high-quality vintage denim fabric. It is lightweight and quick-drying, ensuring you stay comfortable while wearing it.
- Advanced Heat Transfer Printing Technology: Ensures that your design are rendered in vibrant colors and stunning detail, fade-resistant and can withstand the test of time, maintaining their beauty even after repeated use.
- Ventilation & Portability: The cap includes breathable holes for better air circulation, keeping you cool. It is also lightweight, making it easy to pack in your bag—perfect for travel or outdoor activities.
- Antiperspirant Band Design: Features a sweatband that helps absorb moisture, keeping you dry and comfortable during wear.
- Care Instructions: Simple to clean! Just hand wash with similar colors to keep it looking fresh.
- Occasions: This classic cap well with various outfits and is suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're walking your dog or enjoying a sunny hike, this cap is a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its unique prints make it a must-have accessory.
- Manufactured in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Arthritis in the knees, mystery aches at dawn — sounds like a national treasure to us.
This cap doesn’t sugarcoat anything. It delivers truth — hilarious, dramatic, and brutally relatable. The Gothic Humor Script Cap borrows its flair from historic signage and old-world typography, turning every creaky joint into part of a legendary tale.
With elegantly arched lettering and a design worthy of a warning plaque, this cap lets everyone know:
Yes, you’ve got wear and tear. But so do cathedrals.
“My Body Is a Monument. Old, Cracked, and Possibly Cursed.” isn’t just a joke — it’s a lifestyle. One pulled muscle at a time.
Perfect for anyone who’s earned every wrinkle, groan, and chiropractic visit — and wears it all with mythical pride.
Put it on and stand tall.
You may be crumbling… but you’re also iconic.
One Size Fits All
Designed to fit most adults, this unisex cap accommodates head sizes ranging from 22.8-24 inches (58-61 cm). The adjustable retro buckle makes it easy to customize the fit for your comfort.
