"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage T-Shirt
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
 - Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
 - All-season comfort
 - Vivid, true-to-life print
 
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                          Product Details
                        
                      
                    Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
 
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
 
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
 
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
 
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
 
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
 
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
 
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
 
                      
                        
                        
                          Delivery & Return
                        
                      
                    Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
 
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
 
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
 
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
 
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
 
                      
                        
                        
                          Why OLDMANISM
                        
                      
                    Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
It’s not grumpiness. It’s called zero tolerance for nonsense — and this shirt spells it out so you don’t have to.
For the seasoned soul who’s been through decades of B.S. and isn’t taking any more of it, this vintage-inspired tee says exactly what you're thinking. Loudly. Clearly. And unapologetically.
With a bold distressed design and no-filter message, it’s perfect for anyone who’s earned the right to be blunt. Whether you're retired or just done with drama, this tee belongs in your wardrobe (and maybe on rotation).
Put it on, point to your chest, and let the shirt do the talking.
Because grumpy? Nah. You just ran out of patience — and you're proud of it.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 | 
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 | 
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 | 
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 | 
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 | 
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 | 
          
          
    
    
    
    
    