"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage T-Shirt
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Not grumpy. Just done with nonsense.
This tee isn’t about being cranky — it’s about being crystal clear. You’ve spent decades navigating life, and at this point, your filter’s worn thin — for good reason.
With bold lettering and distressed textures, this shirt delivers its message like a classic roadside warning sign: loud, straight-up, and impossible to misunderstand.
“Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsht.”*
It’s not rude. It’s honest. And if people can’t handle that? That’s their problem.
Perfect for those who’ve earned the right to say what they think — and don’t feel the need to sugarcoat it anymore.
Throw it on and own your space — no fluff, no filter, just facts.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
My husband is super excited to wear this shirt! Great quality and unique design.
The colour is beautiful, and everything is very good quality. I wish I went up a size, but that's on me. Love the shirt.
The t-shirt is soft to the touch. The sizing was on point. Love it!
Bought as a bit of fun. Great tee shirt. Good quality
Super impressed with the product quality and super quick shipping! I didnt even realize that this business was local to me until after I placed my order, but now that I do, I will for sure be recommending it and ordering from it again in the future :)
Hi Nicole! We're so glad you're happy with your purchase and we look forward to serving you again in the future. Happy to have you as a customer! :)
Item came and wasnt expecting it for a few days so shipping is faster than normal but shirt is good I cant wait to wear it
Very happy to find a grumpy old men gift! Nice shirt!
Hi there! Thank you so much for taking the time to leave a review. We hope the shirt brings a smile to their face. Have a great day!
I ordered 3 of these for the grumpy fuckers in my life, they all laughed like hell. Quality T-shirt and printing, and they arrived quickly and we're well packaged against damage.
Hi Abbie! We're glad to hear that they all got a good laugh out of it and that the quality and shipping met your expectations. We appreciate your support and hope to see you back at our store soon! Have a great day!
Shirt was as expected. Will order again. Its my favorite shirt. Ive washed it 1k times without any problems.
We are so glad to hear that the shirt met your expectations and has become your favorite. We take pride in our products and it's great to know that it has held up after so many washes. We appreciate your support and look forward to having you as a customer again in the future.
Quick customer service response when I had a question about my order as I thought I had made a mistake on the color I selected for one of the shirts. Many compliments and congratulations to us while wearing these in the park. In fact, the shirts were washed and worn again a couple times during the course of our trip because of how many compliments we received on them! Highly recommend!
Hi Robin! We're always happy to help with any questions or concerns about orders. We're also thrilled that you received so many compliments while wearing our shirt at the park! Thank you for recommending us. Happy to have you as a satisfied customer!