"Certified Old Fart" Vintage T-Shirt
"Certified Old Fart" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
If you remember gas under a buck, this one’s for you.
You’re not just old — you’re certified. And this tee makes it official. With a wink and a puff of smoke, it celebrates every mile, memory, and muttered “kids these days.”
The design throws it back to a classic roadside gas station scene, complete with vintage pumps, fins-on-the-car flair, and that good old “I’ve been around” energy.
“Certified Old Fart” isn’t an insult — it’s a title. One earned by decades of driving, surviving, and refusing to upgrade unless something actually breaks.
Wear it like a license plate from the good old days —
No shame, all swagger, and maybe a little extra noise when you sit down.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
It was a funny shirt
Super funny! Matches description and expectation
My husband loved this shirt and made him laugh at the same time!! Love it
Excellent quality shirt and super soft! Recipient loved it! I originally purchased wrong size and the seller was super responsive and sent me a replacement right away. Will definitely use this shop again. Thanks!
Hi there! We're so happy to hear that you and the recipient loved the 'Certified Old Fart' Vintage T-Shirt! Our top priority is providing excellent quality products and we're glad that it was well received. We appreciate your support and hope to see you again in our shop! Thanks for your kind words.
My dad loves it! Super soft, holds up in the washhe wears it all the time!
It was the exact response I needed from when it was opened.
Excellent quality, fast shipping, great customer service. Bought 2 shirts from this seller and I am extremely pleased with my purchases. The fabric is the softer, lighter weight fabric, which I LOVE! This shop is in my "favorites". I will be back! Thank you for a great, and funny product!
Hi Daniel! We're glad to have made it onto your favorites list and we can't wait to have you back for more funny products. Thank you again and have a great day!
I was surprised how fast I got my order. The shirt is very soft.
Super soft and so funny! Customer service was very helpful and solved my problem quickly.
Thank you so much for the kind words! We're thrilled to hear that you love our 'Certified Old Fart' t-shirt and that our customer service team was able to assist you. Your satisfaction is our top priority. Happy aging in style!
Hilarious shirt. Very soft. Would order from this store again
We're glad to hear that you found our 'Certified Old Fart' t-shirt hilarious and soft. We appreciate your support and hope to see you again in our store. Have a great day!