“Certified Old Fart” Hazard Humor Badge Cap
“Certified Old Fart” Hazard Humor Badge Cap
- High quality denim fabric
- Adjustable strap
- Fits all heads comfortably
- Lightweight, breathable
- Crisp, lasting printed design
Material: Vintage Denim
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE CAP
- Premium Material: This cap is made from high-quality vintage denim fabric. It is lightweight and quick-drying, ensuring you stay comfortable while wearing it.
- Advanced Heat Transfer Printing Technology: Ensures that your design are rendered in vibrant colors and stunning detail, fade-resistant and can withstand the test of time, maintaining their beauty even after repeated use.
- Ventilation & Portability: The cap includes breathable holes for better air circulation, keeping you cool. It is also lightweight, making it easy to pack in your bag—perfect for travel or outdoor activities.
- Antiperspirant Band Design: Features a sweatband that helps absorb moisture, keeping you dry and comfortable during wear.
- Care Instructions: Simple to clean! Just hand wash with similar colors to keep it looking fresh.
- Occasions: This classic cap well with various outfits and is suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're walking your dog or enjoying a sunny hike, this cap is a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its unique prints make it a must-have accessory.
- Manufactured in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Warning: wearer may cause uncontrollable laughter — and the occasional breeze.
You’ve earned the right to be called anything you want. But “Certified Old Fart”? That one hits just right.
This Hazard Humor Badge Cap is stamped with a mock-official seal that combines hard-earned age with hilariously low-brow pride. With bold block letters, a bright hazard-yellow backdrop, and that gas mask front and center — this isn’t just funny. It’s formally hilarious.
Perfect for dads, grandpas, jokesters, and those who proudly pollute the room (with wisdom, obviously). Whether you're manning the grill or napping through the second quarter — this cap says: “I’m old, I’m loud, and I’m legendary.”
Put it on, take a deep breath — and try not to laugh too hard.
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One Size Fits All
Designed to fit most adults, this unisex cap accommodates head sizes ranging from 22.8-24 inches (58-61 cm). The adjustable retro buckle makes it easy to customize the fit for your comfort.
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Thank you for your positive feedback on our 'Certified Old Fart' Hazard Humor Badge Cap! We're thrilled that you love the hats. We hope they bring you lots of laughter and style. Happy shopping with us!
Excellent product
Fits perfect
Good size hat. Arrived timely. Fun gift!
Our dad loved it and it arrived for Fathers Day!! He was really surprised!!
seriously soooo fun! i'm so glad i purchased and shipping was right on time, customer service was helpful and i received so many compliments on it already!!
Hi Jacey! We hope you continue to receive compliments on your fun and unique cap. Thanks for being a valued customer!
Really nice hat! My dad likes it so I am happy about this purchase!??
my dad loved it sm lol
Super funny hat, a little bigger than I thought
Beautiful hat! Really well made, heavy duty with heavy stitching! This "Certified Old Fart" hat is definitely gonna make me a hit at the family reunion!
Hi Ashton! Thank you for your review! We put a lot of effort into making sure our products are high quality and durable. We hope you have a great time at your family reunion and make everyone laugh with your awesome hat! Thank you for choosing our product. Happy aging! :)
Love the hat, excellent quality! Cant wait to see my friends reaction.