SAY THAT AGAIN?
Talk louder. Or just text me.
Hearing ain't what it used to be. Sarcasm still comes through loud and clear. Let the hat do the talking.
Heard loud and clear
TAP EVERY ONE THAT'S TRUE
How many huhs?
Start with the capOne size, metal buckle. $29.50, was $35.00.
Turn it upAny 2 pieces ship free. Start with the tee, the cap comes right after.
Full volumeAny 3 pieces take 15% off. Start with the sweatshirt, then the cap and the tee.
1996, THE DINING ROOM TABLE
Speak up next time
The answering machine stopped halfway through a message. Grandpa replaced the drive belt at the dining room table. The voice came back sounding like it was talking through a sock. Grandma said the caller needed to speak up next time.
Then her pager lit up. That is the whole joke on the shirt: talk louder, or just send it in writing.
GIVING IT TO SOMEONE?
For the one who keeps saying "huh?"
- Good for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas and retirement parties.
- The cap is one size with a metal buckle, so there is no size to guess.
- Tee and sweatshirt come in S to 5XL, the jacket in S to 2XL.
- At the door in 5-7 business days in the US.
THE DENIM JACKET
Readable from across the room
The whole design is printed large across the back, not embroidered: the pager, the chat bubble and every word, readable from across a loud room. The front is plain medium-wash denim with metal buttons and four pockets.
PICK YOUR VOLUME
Four pieces, one design
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No. 1
The Cap
Say it once. Point at the hat.$29.50
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No. 2
The Tee
For noisy diners and mumbling grandkids.$29.50
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No. 3
The Sweatshirt
For loud family dinners on cool nights.$42.50
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No. 4
The Denim jacket
The whole message, printed on the back.$99.00
Good questions
How do the offers work?
Put any 2 pieces in your cart and shipping is free. Put in any 3 and you also get 15% off. It is applied in the cart, no code needed. Other designs count too.
I am buying it as a gift. Which piece is safest?
The cap: it is one size with an adjustable metal buckle that fits 22.8 to 24 inches. For the tee or sweatshirt, tap “Size guide” next to the size box.
Is the jacket design on the front or the back?
On the back, printed large. The front is plain denim with metal buttons and two chest pockets.
When will it arrive?
US delivery takes 5-7 business days. Every piece is printed and shipped from the USA.
What if something is wrong with my order?
You are covered by our 30-day defect and print guarantee. Email cs@oldmanism.com and we will make it right.
For the plain-spoken.
More from Grumpy & Unfiltered
Other designs for men who say it like it is. Sold separately, and they count toward the same 2- and 3-piece offers.
See the whole Grumpy & Unfiltered collection
The "Straight Shooter" Cap - Grumpy? Nah. Just Honest - Faded Print Cap
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Vintage Washed Cap
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t" Distressed Frame T-Shirt
"Just Smile, Nod and Let ’Em Talk" Vintage Washed Cap
"There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care" Vintage Washed Cap
"Too Old For Your Bullshit" Vintage Humor Cap
"Oh Look! Nobody Gives a Sh*t" Vintage Washed Cap
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to BS" Vintage T-Shirt
"There's a 99% Chance I Don't Care" Vintage T-Shirt
"Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to BS" Funny No-Nonsense Vintage T-Shirt
