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"Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter" Vintage T-Shirt

"Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter" Vintage T-Shirt

PRINTED & SHIPPED FROM USA
  • Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
  • Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
  • All-season comfort
  • Vivid, true-to-life print
Regular price $26.95 USD
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VINTAGE T-SHIRT

  • Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.

  • Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.

  • No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.

  • Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.

  • Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.

  • Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.

  • Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.

  • Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.

Delivery & Return

  • Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.

  • You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.

  • Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

  • Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.

Why OLDMANISM

Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.

Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.

We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.

Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.

Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:

You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.

I threw away my calendar. Best decision ever.

Is it Tuesday? Is it Sunday? When you are retired, the answer is always the same: It does not matter. This shirt is the official uniform for the man who has traded deadlines for fishing lines and alarm clocks for sunsets. It lets the world know that your schedule is wide open, and your only priority is deciding whether to nap now or later.

Printed & Shipped from USA: Vibrant printing that captures the retro sunset vibe perfectly.

Premium Soft Cotton: 100% pre-shrunk cotton fabric that is soft, breathable, and ready for lounging.

Classic Roomy Fit: A comfortable cut that does not cling, allowing for full range of motion (even if that motion is just reaching for a drink).

Built to Last: Durable double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem.

Tag-Free Label: Smooth neck label for irritation-free comfort.

PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ultimate retirement gift for the coworker clearing out their desk, the dad heading south for the winter, or anyone who has earned the right to lose track of time. It is a wearable reminder that the rat race is over, and they won.

Every day is a Saturday. Dress like it.

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