"Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter" Vintage T-Shirt
"Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Time? Deadlines? Weekdays? Never heard of ‘em.
This shirt is for the ones who’ve earned the right to wake up slow, sip something cold, and smile at the thought of never having to check a calendar again.
With a retro beach scene and a chair that practically reclines on its own, this design captures what retirement should feel like — calm, free, and just the right amount of buzzed.
“Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter.”
Because the only thing better than having time — is forgetting what it’s even for.
Slip this on and lean back.
You’re not on vacation. You’re just retired right.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
I absolutely love this t-shirt. The color is incredibly vibrant and completely matches the description. The quality of the material is very good and fits well.
I got this for my office manager and she is super excited to wear it!
Thank you for leaving a review! We're glad your office manager loves the shirt. Happy retirement to her!
My husband loved the T-shirt and wore it to his retirement party where his friends thought it was funny.
Hi Kirsten! We're so glad to hear that your husband loved the vintage 'Retired. What Day Is It? Doesn’t Matter' t-shirt! We hope it added some fun to his retirement party and that his friends enjoyed the humor. Thank you for choosing our product and for taking the time to leave a review. Have a great day!
Purchased as a gift, so has not been washed yet, but product is soft and true to size! Exactly what I was expecting! I purchased for a friend, but I will be buying more for a boss and my own mother!
Hi Tatiana! We hope your friend enjoys the gift! It's great to hear that you'll be purchasing more for your boss and your own mother. Thank you for your support and we hope to have you as a satisfied customer again in the future!
Bought this for a co-worker and she loves it. Very nice material and design.
I love this shirt. I was a little confused about the sizing initially, but reached out to customer service who were very helpful.
We apologize for any confusion with sizing, but we're happy to hear that our customer service team was able to assist you. Thank you for choosing our product and for taking the time to leave a review. Have a wonderful day!
The t-shirt is for a colleague and looks and feels like it is fab quality. The t-shirt is being gifted today so I do not yet know how it fits but I can say that I am happy with the swiftness with which it was dispatched and delivered. Thank you!
Hi Jordan! We're thrilled to hear that you are happy with the quality and delivery of the product. We hope your colleague loves it as much as you do! Thank you for choosing our product. Have a great day!
Very pleased with my purchase
I bought this to give my husband at is retirement party. It is exactly what I ordered.
My dad was delighted with this tshirt, accurate sizing and very fast delivery. Love the unique design and a nice souvenir for his retirement. Wouldnt hesitate to use this store again! Many thanks
Hi Evette! We're so glad to hear that your dad loves his new retired t-shirt and that it arrived quickly and in the correct size. Thank you for choosing our store and we hope to see you again soon! Best wishes for your dad's retirement.