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"Retired. Running On Coffee And Oldies" Vintage Sweatshirt
"Retired. Running On Coffee And Oldies" Vintage Sweatshirt
- Soft, warm, and made for cooler days
- Classic unisex fit that is easy to wear
- Strong stitching made for lasting comfort
- Tear-away label for an itch-free feel
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE SWEATSHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²), offering warmth, softness, and long-lasting comfort. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester, 40% cotton blend.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit and crew neckline provide a relaxed, comfortable feel with a clean, timeless look that's perfect for everyday wear.
- Smooth Print Surface: The soft fleece fabric offers a smooth surface that delivers sharp, vibrant printed designs with lasting color quality.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste while improving comfort and giving the sweatshirt a cleaner appearance.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs enhances durability for everyday wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs: Highly elastic ribbed knit helps the collar, cuffs, and waistband retain their shape while providing a secure, comfortable fit.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The gray pearlized tear-away label eliminates irritation for all-day comfort.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
- Made Responsibly: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes for quality and responsible sourcing. Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates safety requirements.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand - it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each product is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message - one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms - Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old - you’re just getting started.
The diner coffee pot used to take its sweet time. You could hear the little radio crackle while the smell worked its way across the room. Nobody stared at a screen waiting for the next thing, because there was no next thing yet. The waiting gave the morning somewhere to go before the day got noisy. That is the idea behind it.
The line works because "Retired" says the working part is over, and "oldies" says the good part is still playing. Retired folks who know their mornings are better with coffee and an old song will nod at that. It reads like a small truth, not a lecture. It is not a complaint about getting older. It is a reminder that some habits earned their place.
Soft enough for slow mornings: The 50/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. A sweatshirt about retirement and oldies should feel suited to taking your time.
A classic fit for old habits: The sweatshirt has a classic fit crew neck. It keeps the shape familiar, much like the coffee and radio routine behind the slogan.
Built for the long morning: It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Those details give the sweatshirt the sturdy feel that a well-used morning routine deserves.
The label knows when to leave: The sweatshirt has a tear-away label. One less thing between you and a quiet morning with coffee and oldies.
Made where the coffee lands: It is printed and shipped from the USA. The message stays close to home, like the old radio that started the day.
A gift for anyone who still waits: Good for dads, grandpas, husbands and music-loving friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is time for coffee and oldies.
Let the coffee wait. Let the radio play.
Sweatshirt Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |