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"Retired! Not My Problem Anymore" Vintage T-Shirt

"Retired! Not My Problem Anymore" Vintage T-Shirt

VINTAGE T-SHIRT - PRINTED IN USA
  • Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
  • Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
  • All-season comfort
  • Design printed deep in the fabric
Regular price $26.95 USD
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Product Details

VINTAGE T-SHIRT

  • Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.

  • Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.

  • No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.

  • Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.

  • Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.

  • Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.

  • Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.

  • Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.

Delivery & Return

  • Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.

  • You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.

  • Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

  • Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.

Why OLDMANISM

Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.

Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.

We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.

Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.

Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:

You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.

You’ve earned the right to say “nope” — now wear it loud.

This shirt says what every retiree thinks but doesn’t always say out loud: “That’s not my problem anymore.” No more inboxes. No more messes to clean up. No more middle-of-the-night phone calls.

The design brings the mood — with palm trees, sunset skies, cold beer, and a pair of shades relaxing where stress used to sit. It’s a whole vibe of freedom.

Because retirement isn’t about escape —
It’s about finally opting out of everyone else’s chaos.

Slip this on, kick back, and let the world know:
You’re done fixing things. You’re here to relax.

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Customer Reviews

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Christine Melkonian

My husband loved the shirt and worn it to his retirement party. Received a lot of compliments.

Hi Christine! We're so glad to hear that your husband loved our 'Retired! Not My Problem Anymore' Vintage T-Shirt for his retirement party. It sounds like he received a lot of compliments, which is wonderful! Thank you for sharing your experience with us. Have a great day!

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Kirsten Milne

It's great & I'm sure my cousin's husband will love it when I give it to him at his party.

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Tanvi Shaligram

The shirt is exactly what I was expecting. The whole family thought it was really funny.

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Hannah Emery

I ordered this for my brother! He absolutely loves his shirt. He loves rubbing it in to his working friends that he is truly enjoying retirement and no longer standing on his feet 12 hours a day! I loved it so much, I ordered one for myself! My Facebook comments have been hilarious! ??

It sounds like he is truly enjoying his well-deserved retirement! We are also glad to know that you loved it so much that you ordered one for yourself. We hope you and your brother continue to enjoy the shirt and the laughs it brings on Facebook. Thank you for sharing your positive experience with us!

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Dawn Bennett

I love the fit of my shirt. The quality of the fabric and the message.

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Nedra Haymon

This shipped out very quickly and is the perfect gift for my dad. Cant wait to give it to him lol! Thank you!

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Amy Staheli

This t shirt is a gift for a friend who is retiring. It arrived quickly and appears well made.

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Michele Terry

My friend is going to wear this proudly!!!

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Erin Timmons

Super fast shipping. My boss chuckled as he read, you know he's gonna wear it on his last day HAHA

Hi Erin! We're thrilled to hear that your boss got a good chuckle out of the shirt. We hope it brings some laughs on his last day! Thanks for choosing our product. Have a great day!

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Sondra Acklin

Love the retirement shirt! Nice fabric and I received it early!