"Retired! Not My Problem Anymore" Vintage T-Shirt
"Retired! Not My Problem Anymore" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
The phone is ringing. And I am not answering.
Remember the stress of deadlines, meetings, and urgent emails? This shirt is your reminder that those days are gone forever. It sends a clear message to the world: The shop is closed. The complaints department is unstaffed. And the only thing you are managing today is your comfort level. Slip it on, kick back, and let someone else handle the chaos.

Printed & Shipped from USA: Premium quality printing that stays vibrant wash after wash.
Ultra-Soft Cotton: Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton that feels breathable and gentle on the skin.
Relaxed Classic Fit: Designed with a generous cut through the chest and waist for unrestricted movement. No tight fits here.
Built Tough: Features double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem for long-lasting durability.
Tag-Free Comfort: Say goodbye to scratchy neck labels.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the must-have gift for the newly retired legend, the dad who is enjoying his second childhood, or anyone who has officially clocked out for the last time. It is perfect for wearing to the beach, the BBQ, or just lounging around the house while everyone else is at work.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
I received both the T-shirt and hat and love them both. Very proud to wear them either. Great colors available. I’m sure I will be ordering additional apparel in the near future. Thank you for the quick service.
Hi Denny! We're glad to hear that you love them and are proud to wear them. Thank you for your support and for your quick service. Happy retirement!
My husband loved the shirt and worn it to his retirement party. Received a lot of compliments.
Hi Christine! We're so glad to hear that your husband loved our 'Retired! Not My Problem Anymore' Vintage T-Shirt for his retirement party. It sounds like he received a lot of compliments, which is wonderful! Thank you for sharing your experience with us. Have a great day!
It's great & I'm sure my cousin's husband will love it when I give it to him at his party.
The shirt is exactly what I was expecting. The whole family thought it was really funny.
I ordered this for my brother! He absolutely loves his shirt. He loves rubbing it in to his working friends that he is truly enjoying retirement and no longer standing on his feet 12 hours a day! I loved it so much, I ordered one for myself! My Facebook comments have been hilarious! ??
It sounds like he is truly enjoying his well-deserved retirement! We are also glad to know that you loved it so much that you ordered one for yourself. We hope you and your brother continue to enjoy the shirt and the laughs it brings on Facebook. Thank you for sharing your positive experience with us!
I love the fit of my shirt. The quality of the fabric and the message.
This shipped out very quickly and is the perfect gift for my dad. Cant wait to give it to him lol! Thank you!
This t shirt is a gift for a friend who is retiring. It arrived quickly and appears well made.
My friend is going to wear this proudly!!!
Super fast shipping. My boss chuckled as he read, you know he's gonna wear it on his last day HAHA
Hi Erin! We're thrilled to hear that your boss got a good chuckle out of the shirt. We hope it brings some laughs on his last day! Thanks for choosing our product. Have a great day!
