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VINTAGE CAP COLLECTION

“Retired! Not My Problem Anymore” Rusted Sign Washed Cap

“Retired! Not My Problem Anymore” Rusted Sign Washed Cap

VINTAGE CAP - PRINTED IN USA
  • High quality denim fabric
  • Adjustable strap
  • Fits all heads comfortably
  • Lightweight, breathable
  • Crisp, lasting printed design
Regular price $26.95 USD
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Material: Vintage Denim

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Product Details

VINTAGE CAP

  • Premium Material: This cap is made from high-quality vintage denim fabric. It is lightweight and quick-drying, ensuring you stay comfortable while wearing it.

  • Advanced Heat Transfer Printing Technology: Ensures that your design are rendered in vibrant colors and stunning detail, fade-resistant and can withstand the test of time, maintaining their beauty even after repeated use.

  • Ventilation & Portability: The cap includes breathable holes for better air circulation, keeping you cool. It is also lightweight, making it easy to pack in your bag—perfect for travel or outdoor activities.

  • Antiperspirant Band Design: Features a sweatband that helps absorb moisture, keeping you dry and comfortable during wear.

  • Care Instructions: Simple to clean! Just hand wash with similar colors to keep it looking fresh.

  • Occasions: This classic cap well with various outfits and is suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're walking your dog or enjoying a sunny hike, this cap is a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its unique prints make it a must-have accessory.

  • Manufactured in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.

Delivery & Return

  • Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.

  • You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.

  • Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.

  • Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.

Why OLDMANISM

Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.

Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.

We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.

Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.

Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:

You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.

The fewer problems you solve, the cooler you look.

This cap isn’t just an accessory—it’s a hard-earned exit announcement. Styled like an old industrial nameplate, the design screams “No more meetings” in the most legendary way possible. Faded edges, bold type, and that weathered metal look? All carefully printed to channel years of grit—without actually lifting a finger.

Pair it with morning coffee, slow walks, or absolutely nothing at all. Because when you’re retired, looking busy is optional—and so is caring.

Let the world know: your new job is doing whatever the heck you want.

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Customer Reviews

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Renise Beaver

The Hat was a gift for a friend and he was so happy with it. I ordered it and was delivered quickly and the hat is very detail and quality. I am really happy with the hat.

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Leslie Thaler

Bought for my FIL and my father for their birthday's this year. Bought myself one last year. Perfectly funny.

Thank you for sharing your experience! We love that you find them perfectly funny. If you ever need more gifts or have any questions, we're here to help!

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John Boyett

A nice soft cap, has a good sized peak, very comfortable to wear, can be adjusted at the rear with a buckle

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Deborah Boulden

Thank you so much for getting my hats delivered t me in time??????!!!!!

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Jaime DeWitt

Its a present for my husband for the end of the year so

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Michele Kish

Had to get a replacement. Shipping was quick.