"Retired and Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts" Vintage T-Shirt
"Retired and Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Knees crack. Hips click. Back pops. Still runs great.
This shirt is for the retirees who’ve had a few upgrades — maybe a new knee here, a steel pin there — but still keep rolling strong. Because real durability isn’t about being flawless. It’s about being fixable — and funny about it.
With bold mechanic-style type, wrenches, and a classic engine graphic, this tee blends garage humor with life experience. It’s a tribute to every scar, surgery, and stubborn streak that got you this far.
“Retired and Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts.”
Not broken. Just modified for greatness.
Wear it proud. You may be patched — but you ain’t parked.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
Good quality and as described! Perfect for one of my father-in-laws retirement gifts!
Well made, already washed it and it didnt shrink or tweak!
Great gift for my father! Perfect fit. Not too tight or loose.
My husband loved the softness of this all Cotten t shirt and was amused by the message.
My dad wore the retirement shirt the day after he received it. It fit perfectly in size and his sense of humor. This was a winning gift.
Thank you for your review! We love to bring a smile to our customers' faces and it sounds like we succeeded with this gift. Thanks for choosing our product!
Bought this as a gift and it was a big hit!
Love the shirt. Exactly as expected and good Quality. So Excited to give this for my fathers retirement party..
Hi Stacey! We hope your father's retirement party is a blast and we're honored that our shirt will be a part of it. Thanks again for choosing our product!
Quality is good (hasnt been washed yet) shipping was fast and I believe ahead of schedule. Making both myself and Dad happy campers.
Hi Louise! We're so glad to hear that you and your dad are happy campers with your purchase. Just a heads up, our shirts hold up well in the wash so you can expect the same great quality even after washing. Thank you for choosing our product!
my grandpa loved the shirts and wears it all the time now!
Grandpa loved his new shirt