"Monday Canceled. I’m Retired" Vintage T-Shirt
"Monday Canceled. I’m Retired" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Design printed deep in the fabric
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
It’s official — your Mondays have been permanently deleted.
This tee is for the champions of the slow morning. The ones who’ve said goodbye to alarms, meetings, and traffic jams — and hello to sleeping in, sipping slow, and doing whatever the heck they want.
With a bold “CANCELED” stamp and distressed textures, this design reads like a public service announcement from someone living their best retired life.
“Monday Canceled. I’m Retired.”
Because when you’re retired, the only thing on your calendar… is nothing.
Wear it proudly. You didn’t just earn a break —
you earned the right to erase Monday altogether.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
A funny shirt of good quality. Got here pretty fast.
This came quick and was exactly what I hoped for! I'm giving it to my mom during her retirement gift trip to Cancun and its perfect
Hi Debra! We hope your mom loves her retirement gift and has an amazing time in Cancun. Thank you for choosing our product for such a special occasion.
Awesome shirt! The seller was fast with communication and even went out of his way to help me out! Will use this seller again for future needs!
Great shirt! Very soft and true to size! Letters seem like they will hold up, even though I've only washed it twice. I wore it to my retirement celebration and now I'm getting another for a friend.
We're so happy to hear that you love the shirt and that it was a hit at your retirement celebration! We hope your friend enjoys their new shirt just as much as you do. Thanks for choosing us for your retirement celebration attire! Have a great day!
He is going to love this! I love the material and its true to size! Thank you!!
Perfect for my friend who has worked for the last 50 years
Well crafted to a good material of t shirt. The shirt did not shrink nor fade when I first washed it. My husband loved the t shirt. Thank you!
Thank you for taking the time to leave such a positive review! We're glad to hear that you and your husband are both happy with the quality of our 'Monday Canceled. I'm Retired' vintage t-shirt. We appreciate your support and hope you continue to enjoy our products!
Nice Retirement shirt! Just as described. Good quality; Fast shipping.