"I Survived Cable News, Disco, and the Internet" Vintage Humor Cap
"I Survived Cable News, Disco, and the Internet" Vintage Humor Cap
- High quality denim fabric
- Adjustable strap
- Fits all heads comfortably
- Lightweight, breathable
- Vivid design, lasting print
Material: Vintage Denim
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE CAP
- Premium Material: This cap is made from high-quality vintage denim fabric. It is lightweight and quick-drying, ensuring you stay comfortable while wearing it.
- Advanced Heat Transfer Printing Technology: Ensures that your design are rendered in vibrant colors and stunning detail, fade-resistant and can withstand the test of time, maintaining their beauty even after repeated use.
- Ventilation & Portability: The cap includes breathable holes for better air circulation, keeping you cool. It is also lightweight, making it easy to pack in your bag—perfect for travel or outdoor activities.
- Antiperspirant Band Design: Features a sweatband that helps absorb moisture, keeping you dry and comfortable during wear.
- Care Instructions: Simple to clean! Just hand wash with similar colors to keep it looking fresh.
- Occasions: This classic cap well with various outfits and is suitable for everyday wear. Whether you're walking your dog or enjoying a sunny hike, this cap is a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its unique prints make it a must-have accessory.
- Manufactured in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
The Apocalypse Trifecta: Polyester, Panic, and Pop-up ads.
You lived through the questionable fashion of the 70s. You endured the 24-hour panic of cable news. And now, you are navigating the wild west of the internet. This cap is a badge of honor for your mental resilience. It declares that you have withstood the worst noise society could throw at you—loud music, loud pundits, and loud notifications—and you are still standing.

Printed & Shipped from USA: Clear, bold text that lists your battle scars for everyone to see.
Vintage Washed Denim: Premium denim fabric with a rugged, worn-in texture that proves you’ve been around the block a few times.
Timeless Humor: A design that resonates with anyone who remembers life before Wi-Fi (and misses it).
Cool Under Pressure: Breathable eyelets keep you cool, even when the news is trying to make you angry.
Adjustable Fit: Metal buckle ensures a comfortable fit for a brain full of useless internet passwords.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: The hilarious gift for the dad who hates Facebook, the grandpa who hated Disco, or anyone who thinks the world was a lot quieter (and better) when phones were attached to the wall.
I saw it all. I survived it all.
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One Size Fits All
Designed to fit most adults, this unisex cap accommodates head sizes ranging from 22.8-24 inches (58-61 cm). The adjustable retro buckle makes it easy to customize the fit for your comfort.


I was extremely pleased with the item, I’d been looking for weeks to find the perfect one for my partner and this one was the best in quality, size and price. I highly recommend!
I’m super impressed with the quality!! Fast shipping too. Will definitely be ordering again from this shop!!
Hat is great and the quality even better. Shipping was fast. Would definitely recommend.
Look great. Already ordered more
Thank you so much for all your help in changing the delivery address. Amazing customer service. It arrived in time and the recipient loved it. Thank you.
Excellent quality hat, my husband was very pleased. He wears it all the time and it’s holding up well and he says it’s very comfortable.
We are thrilled to hear that your husband loves it and that it is holding up well. We appreciate your support and hope to see you again soon. Happy surviving!
Always fast shipping and I’ve ordered multiple times!
The hat I ordered is absolutely perfect!! It meets all my expectations!!
Hi Tony, It's our goal to exceed our customers' expectations, so we appreciate your positive feedback. Happy to have you as a satisfied customer!