"I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing" Vintage T-Shirt
"I Came, I Saw, I Forgot What I Was Doing" Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
The mystery of the kitchen. Why am I here again?
We have all been there. You march into a room with a mission, only to arrive and realize the mission has been completely erased from your hard drive. This shirt celebrates those hilarious "glitches" in the system. It is the perfect way to laugh at the little forgetful moments that come with being a legend. At least you looked confident walking in there, right?

Printed & Shipped from USA: Quality you can trust (even if you cannot trust your memory).
Premium Soft Cotton: 100% pre-shrunk fabric that feels gentle and comfortable all day long.
Relaxed Fit: A roomy cut that does not restrict your movement while you retrace your steps.
Durable Construction: Double-needle stitching ensures this shirt lasts for years of wear.
Tag-Free Label: No scratching, just pure comfort.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the ideal gift for the grandparent who tells the same story twice, the dad who loses his glasses on his head, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh about getting older. It is funny, relatable, and undeniably true.
I have a great memory. It is just short.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
Fast shipping, good quality, nice color and brightness in the lettering. Thank you.
Our co-worker loved the t-shirt as part of his retirement gift.
Bought this for a buddy of mine that definitely has this problem. Great shirt!
We hope it brings a smile to their face and helps them laugh at their forgetfulness. Thanks for choosing our vintage t-shirt!
The shirt is perfect for a Christmas gift! The material is nice and everything was spelled correctly.
Great shirts. Very quick turn around time. Excellent packaging and delivery.
I got this shirt for my grandfather for his birthday. I love how soft the shirt is and it looks exactly like I was hoping it would! I know my grandfather will love it!
Hi there, thank you for leaving such a lovely review! We're so happy to hear that you love the softness of the shirt and that it met your expectations. We hope your grandfather loves it too! Thanks for choosing our product for his birthday. Have a great day!
