"I Came. I Saw. I Forgot What I Was Doing." Vintage T-Shirt
"I Came. I Saw. I Forgot What I Was Doing." Vintage T-Shirt
- Soft cotton with a lived-in feel
- Relaxed fit, easy to wear all day
- All-season comfort
- Vivid, true-to-life print
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE T-SHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from 100% US-grown cotton, this tee features medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd² or 180 g/m²) that combines sustainability with durability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface, ensuring vivid and sharp printing.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit offers a relaxed and comfortable wear, making it suitable for various occasions—whether casual outings or semi-formal events. The crew neckline adds a timeless touch, ensuring you look polished and put-together.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, this design reduces fabric waste and enhances the garment's overall appeal.
- Shoulder Tape: Twill tape reinforces the shoulder seams, stabilizing the back of the shirt and preventing stretching for long-lasting wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: The collar is made from a highly elastic ribbed knit, retaining its shape while providing comfort without seams to irritate the skin.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The tear-away label ensures no irritation or discomfort, making it easy to wear all day long.
- Care Instructions: Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron or dry clean. Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Tumble dry on low heat.
- Made in the USA: Each tee is manufactured to meet high-quality standards and rigorously quality-checked to ensure you receive the best possible product. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance, ensuring you wear responsibly sourced materials.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Veni, Vidi... Wait, what was I doing?
You walk into a room with a clear purpose. You stand there. You look around. And then it hits you: You have absolutely no idea why you are there. This shirt captures that universal "senior moment" perfectly. It is a hilarious confession that while you still have the ambition to conquer the world, sometimes you just need a reminder of what you were doing in the kitchen.

Printed & Shipped from USA: Fast delivery so you get it before you forget you ordered it.
Premium Soft Cotton: 100% pre-shrunk cotton that feels soft and familiar, like a memory you actually kept.
Relaxed Classic Fit: A comfortable cut that does not restrict you while you are wandering around looking for your glasses.
Durable Quality: Double-needle stitching ensures this shirt lasts longer than your short-term memory.
Tag-Free Label: No irritation to distract you from your train of thought.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the perfect gift for the husband who circles the hardware store looking for "that thing," the dad who calls you by the dog's name, or anyone who can laugh at the little glitches of getting older. It is a fun way to say, "I am still here, even if I don't know why."
Own the confusion. Wear the shirt. Just don't forget where you put it.
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T-Shirts Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.0 | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 | 28.0 | 30.0 | 32.0 |
| Length | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 | 31.0 | 32.0 | 33.0 | 34.0 | 35.0 |
| Sleeve length | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18.0 | 19.5 | 21.0 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25.0 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 46.0 | 50.8 | 56.0 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81.3 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 79.0 | 81.3 | 84.0 | 86.4 | 89.0 |
| Sleeve length | 38.4 | 42.0 | 45.7 | 49.5 | 53.3 | 57.0 | 60.2 | 63.5 |
Received my order and tshirt looks exactly like the photo! 109% recommend seller and item!
Hi Andrea! Thank you so much for taking the time to leave a review. We truly appreciate your recommendation and hope to have the opportunity to serve you again in the future.
I absolutely love my t. Whenever I wear it, people stop me and want to read it. The quality is great and its extremely comfortable. I got an extra large and its fits just the way I want it to.
Hi there! We're so happy to hear that you love your vintage t-shirt and that it's catching the attention of others. Thank you for your support!
I liked this T-shirt the first time I saw it. Very soft and comfortable.
Thank you for your positive review! We hope it brings you joy every time you wear it. Thank you for choosing our product!
Painfully real and comfy feeling. I will definitely be wearing it a lot!
very soft, has withstood the laundry
