Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t. Ceramic Coffee Mug
Grumpy? Nah. Just Allergic to Bullsh*t. Ceramic Coffee Mug
- White ceramic, glossy and durable
- Color-accent handle and interior
- Lead-free, BPA-free for safe use
- Microwave-safe for easy reheating
- Dishwasher-safe for quick cleaning
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Product Details
Product Details
CERAMIC COFFEE MUG
- Material: Crafted from high-quality white ceramic, featuring a glossy finish that enhances its visual appeal.
- Sizes Available: Choose from two generous sizes:
11oz (0.33 l): Ideal for a standard cup of coffee or tea.
15oz (0.44 l): Perfect for those who prefer a larger serving. - Color Options: Available in multiple eye-catching interior and handle colors, allowing for personal expression.
- Ergonomic C-shaped Handle: Designed for comfort, this handle provides a secure grip for easy sipping.
- Glossy Finish: Adds a sleek and modern look to your kitchenware.
- Color Contrast: The mug features a striking contrast between the exterior and the interior, making it both stylish and functional.
- Lead and BPA-Free: Rest assured that this mug is safe for you and your family, ensuring peace of mind with every sip.
- Microwave-Safe: Suitable for heating food or liquids in the microwave without any concerns.
- Dishwasher-Safe: Can be safely cleaned in the dishwasher for your convenience.
- Care Instructions: Either place in the dishwasher for effortless cleaning or wash by hand using warm water and mild dish soap for delicate care.
- Made in the USA: Ensuring adherence to high-quality standards. Each product is rigorously quality-checked to ensure the best quality.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand — it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each cap is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message — one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms — Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old — you’re just getting started.
Drink coffee. Avoid drama. Repeat.
Most people need coffee to wake up. You need coffee to tolerate people. This mug serves as an early warning system for anyone brave enough to approach you before 9 AM. It politely (but firmly) lets them know that your patience tank is empty, and you have zero tolerance for nonsense, small talk, or excuses.
Printed & Shipped from USA: Bold, high-contrast printing that gets the message across instantly.
Two Essential Sizes: Available in 11oz for a quick jolt or 15oz for those days when the BS level is high.
Custom Accent Colors: Choose a handle color that matches your mood (Red for "Stop," Black for "Serious").
Office Ready: 100% Dishwasher and Microwave safe. Perfect for the breakroom or the home office.
Comfort Grip: Features a sturdy C-handle for a secure hold while you sip and judge silently.
PERFECT GIFT FOR: This is the essential gift for the "office grump," the dad who just wants to read the paper in peace, or anyone who values honesty over politeness. It is the best way to keep the conversation short and the coffee hot.
No filter. Just strong coffee.
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Great quality mugs. I requested that if possible could the mugs be mailed asap because they were for my brothers birthday in just a few days. Sure enough, they arrived just a few days later and my brother loved them. Very happy with this vendor as I feel they went out of their way to get them to me on time. Highly recommend!
Art hasn't faded. Product came as pictured and undamaged
It’s a good quality mug. Shiny and new. It’d make a great gift but I bought it for myself.
Receiver loved the cup and said the phrase was exactly right.
This is such a cool cup. Thank you
This mug speaks the truth.
looked like a good quality cup... time will tell if it does not 'stain' over time
The cup says it all, so what’s left the cup itself is good sturdy easy to hold and holds a good amount of coffee or whatever liquid you want. Love it if only I had this when I was still working
I received my item damaged and the response was very fast and taken care of.