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"Retired. Full-time CEO of Doing Nothing" Vintage Sweatshirt
"Retired. Full-time CEO of Doing Nothing" Vintage Sweatshirt
- Soft, warm, and made for cooler days
- Classic unisex fit that is easy to wear
- Strong stitching made for lasting comfort
- Tear-away label for an itch-free feel
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Product Details
Product Details
VINTAGE SWEATSHIRT
- Premium Fabric: Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²), offering warmth, softness, and long-lasting comfort. Heather Sport colors feature a 60% polyester, 40% cotton blend.
- Comfort and Fit: The classic fit and crew neckline provide a relaxed, comfortable feel with a clean, timeless look that's perfect for everyday wear.
- Smooth Print Surface: The soft fleece fabric offers a smooth surface that delivers sharp, vibrant printed designs with lasting color quality.
- No Side Seams: Constructed in one piece using tubular knit, reducing fabric waste while improving comfort and giving the sweatshirt a cleaner appearance.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs enhances durability for everyday wear.
- Ribbed Knit Collar & Cuffs: Highly elastic ribbed knit helps the collar, cuffs, and waistband retain their shape while providing a secure, comfortable fit.
- Scratch-Free Experience: The gray pearlized tear-away label eliminates irritation for all-day comfort.
- Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low. Do not dry clean.
- Made Responsibly: Crafted with ethically grown US cotton, certified by the US Cotton Trust Protocol and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes for quality and responsible sourcing. Meets flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates safety requirements.
Delivery & Return
Delivery & Return
- Orders are processed in 1–3 business days and delivered in next 3–5 business days.
- You may cancel or edit your order within 6 hours. After that, it goes into production.
- Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
- Refunds are issued within 10 business days after we receive and inspect the item.
- If you have any question or concerns, please contact us at cs@oldmanism.com
Why OLDMANISM
Why OLDMANISM
Oldmanism isn’t just a brand - it’s a companion for your next chapter.
Each product is proudly made in the USA using premium materials for all-day comfort and years of wear. No shortcuts. No compromises. Just timeless quality that matches the stories you've lived.
We design every piece with care, drawing from close conversations, quiet observations, and heartfelt respect for those who’ve earned their place at the table of experience. Every quote, every stitch carries a message - one of freedom, wit, and pride.
Whether you're newly retired, long past the grind, or simply living life on your own terms - Oldmanism is for you. It’s the only brand built entirely around men who’ve seen enough, done enough, and now choose what really matters.
Fast shipping. American-made craftsmanship. And a message that finally says what you’ve always known:
You’re not getting old - you’re just getting started.
Let customers speak for us
Thank you so much for the quick delivery. Sadly my husband got called out of town for business. I will have to wait till the weekend to give this to him🫤 I am so excited to gift this to him! I know he will love it!!!! Update: Husband LOVES his shirt
Temporary hearing aide while waiting for my VA Audiology appointment! Works like a charm & gets many hand shakes & laughs. Great quality & fits like a glove. Thanks Frank! Next to my Vietnam Vet cap, I now have a favorite!
This is a nice hat. Quality is real good, very adjustable and the cup part of the hat is deep enough to fit my head but not huge like a trucker hat. And the saying fits me perfectly.
I purchased the cap for a friend of 56 who has severe hearing loss. He has no hearing in one ear & very little in his good ear. He has lost his hearing at a young age due to several surgeries to fix a cleft palate. The doctors told him if he had more surgery, he would be totally deaf. He tells people to speak loud or speak in his good ear. He says he gets frustrated when even that doesn’t work, so he just nods his head like he hears. It’s kinda sad for him, so hoping the cap message will help. Haha
Love it
This was a wonderful gift for my husband. We received it in a week. We have had a lot of compliments.
I ordered this hat as well as another hat that matches a T shirt for my husband’s birthday this month. He loves all of them! The quality of the material on all are high quality as is the artwork! Thank you for a quality USA product!
I ordered this shirt and two hats for my husband’s birthday this month. He loves all of them! The quality of the material on all are high quality as is the artwork! Thank you for a quality USA product!
My name is Daniel O'Dell
I am 62 yrs old and born and raised in Kansas City Mo
This is the story that inspired me to buy the Raised on Vinyl and V8"s shirt.
As a young boy growing up in the 60's my parents had a lot of Vinyl records of country music.
It was around 1973 when my older brother introduced me to rock and roll.
He had every vinyl records of Rush, Styx, Kansas, Peter Frampton, Kiss and on and on and on.
This it where the V8's come into the story.
My dad had a 1968 Chevy SS El Camino that was pretty fast and I love the speed that car put out.
My moms brothers all had fast cars.
In the late 70"s to early 80's when I was in High School there were cars from 50's to early 70"s being drove to school.
I remember on the weekend we would pick a spot and would meet other schools to see who had the fastest car.
I always remember it was usually the Big Block Chevy that would dominate the street.
So when I saw this shirt that was for sale I knew it was the right one for me.
So this is my story and why I had to have this shirt.
I will wear it proudly and thank you so much for coming up with it.
Thanks again
Purchased this shirt as a gift to a friend who worked as a repair technician on all of those technologies. He loved it and reports the shirt is high quality
I ordered a hat from this OLDmanism as a birthday gift to a buddy and had it shipped directly to his house. Unfortunately he never received it. When I reached out to the company for more information that may help us locate the package, Frank immediately responded with the information requested and continued to stay in touch while USPS tried to figure out who stole the package. Unfortunately they were not able to track it down and when I let Frank know, he immediately shipped a new hat to my buddy which he received and loved a week later. This kind of customer service is very rare these days especially with mail order companies..I strongly recommend purchasing from OLDmanism.
Bought for a birthday gift. Great quality. Fits nicely. He loves it.
Great
fast easy shopping great hat
Between both of us we have six replacement joints, four knees, two hips...with a set of dentures thrown in for good measure.
Yesterday we wore the hats to a two week checkup with the surgeon for the latest new knee and it was a big hit in the office.
Thanks for creating such a cool hat...and it's also very comfortable too.
Retirement changes a man's schedule, but it does not usually make him less committed. It just changes what he is committed to.
This sweatshirt lands because it treats doing nothing like a proper promotion. Retired sets the stage, full-time CEO makes it sound official, and doing nothing delivers the whole joke with the kind of confidence only a retired person can get away with. The framed badge layout helps too. It reads less like a throwaway gag and more like an earned title nobody can revoke.
Officially off duty: The 50/50 cotton-poly blend and medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric give this sweatshirt enough substance to suit a line that sounds like a new position, not a passing mood.
Easy to wear with no meeting required: The classic fit and crew neckline make it simple to throw on over a tee, under a jacket, or straight out the door for coffee, errands, porch time, or a day with absolutely nothing planned.
The joke works best when it reads fast: The smooth fleece surface helps the bold stacked wording and plaque-style layout stay sharp at a glance, because this one is funniest when people catch the title before they ask what you've been up to.
Clean structure, clean message: Tubular knit construction means no side seams, which keeps the feel more comfortable and lets the front design sit clean without unnecessary fuss.
Built for regular rotation: Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neckline, waistband, and cuffs gives it the kind of durability that fits a sweatshirt likely to become part of the weekly retired uniform.
Keeps its shape without trying too hard: Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband help everything hold together through repeat wear, which suits a joke about someone who has finally stopped pretending to be busy.
No scratchy nonsense: The tear-away label keeps it easier to wear all day, which feels about right for a title built around doing less, not tolerating more.
Printed and shipped from the USA: Printed in the USA and fulfilled domestically with dependable turnaround, so the quality feels as steady as the message.
A strong retirement gift: Great for retirees, dads, husbands, grandpas, brothers, coworkers, or friends who have fully stepped into the no-rush part of life. Fits retirement parties, birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or a just-because laugh after the last day on the job.
A fine title. Very little paperwork.
Sweatshirt Sizing
Please note that size chart measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 50.80 | 55.90 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |