Not Old, Just Barrel Aged | Cap, Tee, Sweatshirt & Denim Jacket

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EACH ONE POURS A FINGER

Pour him a glass

Fingers
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1982, BEHIND THE BAR

“Old enough to know better”

A long wooden tavern bar with the black cap and a glass of bourbon on it, barrel ends in the wall behind

A bartender held a glass under the spout of a wooden barrel. “How old is that stuff?” a regular asked. “Old enough to know better,” she said.

One drop clung to the spout while she set the glass down. The regular laughed, ordered one, and took his time with it. Some things are worth the wait.

THE BIRTHDAY TOAST

Another year in the barrel

A white-haired man in the sport grey sweatshirt laughing at his birthday dinner

The candles get harder to count. The stories get better. Every year in the barrel adds a little more depth, a little more grit, a little more flavor.

GIVING IT TO SOMEONE?

For the one worth waiting for

Two old friends laughing on porch steps in the sport grey sweatshirt and the sand tee with the black cap

Good for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas and retirement parties.
The cap is one size with a metal buckle, so there is no size to guess.
Tee and sweatshirt come in S to 5XL, the jacket in S to 2XL.
At the door in 5-7 business days in the US.

THE DENIM JACKET

The barrel, on his back

The whole design is printed large across the back, not embroidered: NOT OLD, the oak barrel with its tap, and JUST BARREL AGED, readable from across the room. The front is plain medium-wash denim with metal buttons and four pockets.

FROM THE BARREL

Four pieces, one design

No. 1 The Cap NOT OLD and the barrel, up front.$29.50
No. 2 The Tee For the porch and the backyard.$29.50
No. 3 The Sweatshirt Warm as a slow sip by the fire.$42.50
No. 4 The Denim jacket The whole barrel, printed on the back.$99.00

Good questions

How do the offers work?

Put any 2 pieces in your cart and shipping is free. Put in any 3 and you also get 15% off. It is applied in the cart, no code needed. Other designs count too.

I am buying it as a gift. Which piece is safest?

The cap: it is one size with an adjustable metal buckle that fits 22.8 to 24 inches. For the tee or sweatshirt, tap “Size guide” next to the size box.

Is the jacket design on the front or the back?

On the back, printed large. The front is plain denim with metal buttons and two chest pockets.

When will it arrive?

US delivery takes 5-7 business days. Every piece is printed and shipped from the USA.

What if something is wrong with my order?

You are covered by our 30-day defect and print guarantee. Email cs@oldmanism.com and we will make it right.