Aging Like Fine Bourbon

Tasted and approved

WRITE HIS AGE STATEMENT

How fine is he?

1. When was he distilled?

2. What got better with age?

Aged: pick a decade

EVERY SATURDAY, AFTER THE MOWING

The same folks, a little grayer every year

Neighbours in folding lawn chairs at the end of the street, one man in the navy tee and black cap, a woman in the forest green sweatshirt

Folding chairs scrape the pavement. Somebody passes the pretzels, somebody pours bourbon over ice. The same people come back every week, with a little more gray hair every year, and the company only gets better.

TASTE GETS QUIETER

Less noise, better judgment

A couple on the patio on a cool evening, him in the black sweatshirt and navy cap, both with a glass

Some things are better once they have had time to settle in.

You stop chasing every new thing and start trusting what has already proved itself. It is not a drinking joke. It is getting older the right way: steadier taste, more patience, nothing to prove.

GIVING IT TO SOMEONE?

For the one who aged well

A birthday gift box on the kitchen table with the navy tee folded inside and the wine red cap beside it

Good for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas and retirement parties.
The cap is one size with a metal buckle, so there is no size to guess.
Tee and sweatshirt come in S to 5XL, the jacket in S to 2XL.
At the door in 5-7 business days in the US.

THE DENIM JACKET

The age statement, on his back

Every Saturday he carries his chair to the end of the street. A bigger, fancier version of the design is printed large across the back, not embroidered: AGING LIKE FINE in cream, Bourbon in orange script and a cut-crystal glass on ice. The front is plain medium-wash denim with metal buttons and four pockets.

THE FULL RACK

Four pieces, one design

No. 1 The Cap The whole toast, right up front.$29.50
No. 2 The Tee For a quiet drink where the shirt says enough.$29.50
No. 3 The Sweatshirt For the patio when the evening cools off.$42.50
No. 4 The Denim jacket The age statement, printed big on the back.$99.00

Good questions

How do the offers work?

Put any 2 pieces in your cart and shipping is free. Put in any 3 and you also get 15% off. It is applied in the cart, no code needed. Other designs count too.

I am buying it as a gift. Which piece is safest?

The cap: it is one size with an adjustable metal buckle that fits 22.8 to 24 inches. For the tee or sweatshirt, tap “Size guide” next to the size box.

Is the jacket design on the front or the back?

On the back, printed large. The front is plain denim with metal buttons and two chest pockets.

When will it arrive?

US delivery takes 5-7 business days. Every piece is printed and shipped from the USA.

What if something is wrong with my order?

You are covered by our 30-day defect and print guarantee. Email cs@oldmanism.com and we will make it right.