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A line about getting things done belongs on something that can take a regular day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to reach the next bolt:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. Handy when the job takes one more try than you planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeams that stay on the job:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The joke should still hold up after the wrench goes back in the drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch while the work talks:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. There's enough to mutter about without a tag joining in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from here with the truth:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. The words arrive ready for whoever knows what it takes to loosen a stuck bolt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who talks to stubborn bolts:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about a job that finally got done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe drip stopped. 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