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It is what you say when something finally moves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_99c28c12-8af7-4184-8a59-28a32374d398.png?v=1790932774\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to stay with the job:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Handy when the work takes longer than you told everyone it would.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit that gets on with it:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt has a classic fit crew neck. Nothing fussy about it, much like the person willing to try the wrench again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched for the stubborn days:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, plus double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 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