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It is a small fact from a time when your fingers actually had something to turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_77dc4515-4287-482e-8896-e13e550c3232.png?v=1787629099\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for a long listen:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton that is soft and durable. A shirt about the old way of doing things should feel solid enough to keep around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an old favorite:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to wear it without fuss. Much like the knob, it does its job without making you learn anything new.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching helps it hold up over time. The old dial kept working because somebody built it to last, and this shirt takes the hint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing scratching at your neck:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching and no little annoyance hiding at the collar. We have enough of those already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted where the dial still clicks:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. The message stays close to home, like that receiver humming in the basement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who remembers turning the dial:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, grandpas and grandmas, retirees and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a reminder that we turned knobs, not screens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat basement dial still clicks. 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