{"product_id":"we-still-fix-things-cap","title":"\"We Still Fix Things. Not Just Complain About Them\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe kitchen drawer had a screwdriver in it because that was where it belonged. An adjustable wrench sat nearby, usually covered in a little evidence of yesterday's repair. Things broke, and somebody fixed them before calling for a replacement. Nobody needed a tutorial for tightening a loose bolt. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because the word \"Fix\" does the heavy lifting. It speaks to people who grew up repairing things instead of throwing them out, and they read it and nod. The joke is aimed at the habit of complaining without lifting a finger. This design is not a lecture and it is not a complaint. It is a reminder that some problems still need a wrench.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/2_ff39711d-1365-4bbd-a792-c00b11a3c9da.png?v=1786783106\" alt=\"A smiling older man wearing a maroon baseball cap with the embroidered text 'WE STILL FIX THINGS BUT NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM' holds an adjustable wrench in a workshop setting.\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade with the feel of repairs:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives the cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. A cap about fixing things should feel like it has already put in a day's work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough for the job:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. It keeps the message easy to wear, even when the work gets a little warm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe buckle keeps its place:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. The fit adjusts like a tool should, without making a production out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe claim reads in one look:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, with a sharp and readable finish. The wrench, screwdriver, star emblem, and slogan stay clear enough to make the point without shouting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade close to the workbench:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. That keeps the practical spirit of the design close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who still fixes things:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads, grandpas, husbands, and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a reminder to fix it before complaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe still fix things. Complaining can wait.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51671900094697,"sku":"5547116933","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51671900127465,"sku":"8932053758","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51671900160233,"sku":"2678180017","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_74889be1-8348-4003-8904-5d6cd3737e8b.png?v=1786706109","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/we-still-fix-things-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}