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It is a preference, stated plainly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_a99b1ad1-2609-401a-831a-73875c4b59ef.png?v=1790250770\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGood cloth for plain speaking:\u003c\/b\u003e This vintage t-shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line this direct belongs on a shirt you can keep reaching for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to get to the point:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. No need to fuss with your shirt while you say what you mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that hold their ground:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The point should hold up, and so should the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo tag talking at your neck:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. One less little thing demanding your attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from where we say it:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. Straightforward, like the line on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who skips the weather:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to skip small talk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePass the wrench. 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