{"product_id":"too-old-small-talk-cap","title":"\"Too Old For Small Talk\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou still ask an old friend how they're really doing before the weather comes up. You picked up the habit in 1982 at the bowling alley, when your friend sat with one shoe untied and stared at the pins. You asked what was wrong instead of talking about the score. She told you, and you missed your turn. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Too Old” makes skipping small talk sound like a choice you earned. “Small Talk” is the weather report you sit through while waiting for someone to say what's really going on. Old friends who would rather hear the real answer will nod. The crossed-out sad face and speech bubble with three dots keep it light. It is not a lecture or a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_6dbd0885-c1fe-4618-87d5-28b259fe96c1.png?v=1790250643\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in like an old friendship:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives this cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It feels at home with a line that gets straight to the familiar stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing heavy about saying it plainly:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. You can wear the message without feeling weighed down by it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for your own point of view:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Set it where you like it and get on with the conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe point comes through clearly:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. Nobody has to lean in and start a conversation about what it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA straight answer from close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. That is one detail you can give without making small talk about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who skips the weather report:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to get to the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkip the weather. Notice the untied shoe.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51930651918569,"sku":"7773054019","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51930651885801,"sku":"4729315789","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51930651951337,"sku":"4341128009","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_63fc86f8-0b34-4279-bede-5da3b088db78.png?v=1790250643","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/too-old-small-talk-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}