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It says the wearer has a little mileage, a little character, and no real interest in pretending newer automatically means better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/2_6272db7d-94da-4c1c-b4f9-022a6b24113e.jpg?v=1785319761\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for regular use:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% US-grown cotton in a solid 5.3 oz weight, this tee has enough substance to feel dependable without getting heavy. It suits the message because a shirt about being built better should not feel thin or forgettable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eClear where it counts:\u003c\/b\u003e The smooth cotton surface helps the front print stay sharp and easy to read. 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