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It is a small joke about how distance used to announce itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/2_f915d7c1-9461-4677-b41e-86fa59e7e44c.png?v=1787216984\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade for a signal worth keeping:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about staying close deserves something that can stick around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an old favorite:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. Nothing fussy, which suits a slogan that remembers simpler nights.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for plenty more listening:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching helps make it built to last. Good memories get better with age, and the shirt should keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratchy signal at the neck:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching from a tag. Even a vintage memory has limits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eClose enough to know where it came:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The message may remember old signals, but the shirt starts its journey here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who remembers static:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads, grandpas, husbands, and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a reminder that static meant you were close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe signal faded. 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