{"product_id":"sour-mash-t-shirt","title":"\"Sour Mash. Grumpy By Recipe\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn Sunday mornings, a bowl of bread dough sat under a dish towel by the kitchen window. You waited for it to rise because rushing made a brick. Someone always lifted a corner of the towel too soon. The baker put it back and told them to find a job. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “By Recipe” makes the grumpiness sound intentional. Anyone who has waited on a slow meal while somebody kept checking the clock will nod. The mustache on the bubbling copper pot suggests it has had enough questions for one morning. It is not a lecture about patience. It is not a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_c3cc0d9f-d188-4fea-9196-d7eb26a1a7b4.png?v=1794548553\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the long wait:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A slow recipe deserves something that holds up after breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for a stubborn streak:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. Useful when someone needs to be told, again, to leave the towel alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that keep their temper:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. So is a grumpy streak with a good reason behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch beneath the grumble:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. The person wearing it can find their own reasons to grumble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA known place behind the pot:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. No guessing about where this recipe came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_39a21681-6dbe-49e2-ab52-b34279433005.png?v=1794548662\" alt=\"Matching set: Sour Mash. Grumpy By Recipe vintage washed cap and Sour Mash. Grumpy By Recipe vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who guards the dough:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day and Mother's Day, any occasion where the best gift is a little credit for waiting it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLet it rise. 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