{"product_id":"sour-mash-cap","title":"\"Sour Mash. Grumpy By Recipe\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe garage was where the old hot plate lived, right beside the socket wrenches. A copper pot sat on it, and somebody stirred the steaming mash with a wooden spoon. Neighbors knew to ask about the car before they asked what was cooking. The cook answered both with the same look. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “By Recipe” makes the grumpy part sound deliberate. Anyone who has watched a family cook guard a pot will read it and nod. The copper pot, wooden spoon, and angry eyebrows make the joke plain. It is not a lecture about getting older. It is not a complaint, either. Some people have always looked that way when you reach for their spoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_b95dc8dc-8ff8-4e10-8b48-d231d00c4537.png?v=1794548411\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWashed down to a familiar feel:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives the cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It suits a recipe that has been around long enough to collect a few opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough for another stir:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. Handy when the pot needs watching and nobody else can be trusted with the spoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA buckle that minds its business:\u003c\/b\u003e The adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. One less thing to get grumpy about.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe eyebrows get their due:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The words and angry eyebrows make their point at a glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe recipe starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. The sour mash joke comes ready to wear, no stirring required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_b09b623a-9663-4c52-a04d-14434831663c.png?v=1794548662\" alt=\"Matching set: Sour Mash. Grumpy By Recipe vintage washed cap and Sour Mash. Grumpy By Recipe vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who guards the spoon:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a nod to the cook who never shares the recipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStir the mash. Leave the wrenches alone.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":67997379657961,"sku":"7047088378","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":67997379690729,"sku":"7363612036","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":67997379723497,"sku":"5508826813","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_f2902332-1586-4ba6-b06b-df9216d5df93.png?v=1794548414","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/sour-mash-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}