{"product_id":"sets-off-metal-detectors-denim-jacket","title":"\"Sets Off Metal Detectors - Ask Me Why\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt the county fair gate, the metal detector beeped as Pat walked through. 'Keys?' the worker asked. 'Knee,' Pat said, pointing at the one with the plate. The worker waved Pat toward the pie stand. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because 'Ask Me Why' turns a beep into a story someone might actually want to tell. Anyone with a repaired knee, or someone who loves them, reads it and nods. The walk-through detector and the knee with its screws and plate make the answer clear. The sun and lightning bolts keep it playful. It is not a complaint or a lecture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_1_f1c2843d-e447-4b73-a340-7f8aaa694afd.png?v=1793443772\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA little give for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e The medium-wash cotton-blend denim has a touch of stretch. A knee with hardware has earned a little give.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to tell the whole story:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed fit comes with a classic lapel collar. There is no need to stand stiffly when the joke is on your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMetal has plenty of company here:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket has a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. At least the buttons are easy to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe answer reads from behind:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered. It is sharp and readable, so people can see the joke before they ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket is printed and shipped from the USA. The story on the back can travel from there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who has hardware:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the knee that beeps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe knee beeped. The pie can wait.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67822109163753,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67822109196521,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67822109229289,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67822109262057,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67822109294825,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_e7c34ca9-adbe-451d-89c2-28dafe37018f.png?v=1793455469","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/sets-off-metal-detectors-denim-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}