{"product_id":"sets-off-metal-detectors-cap","title":"\"Sets Off Metal Detectors - Ask Me Why\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt the airport, your mother emptied her coat pockets into a gray tray. She tapped her knee and told the security officer, 'That part stays put.' The plate and screws had been there since the winter she slipped on ice. The detector beeped before she took another step. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because 'Ask Me Why' turns a security beep into a story worth telling. Anyone with metal in a knee reads it and nods. So does the person who has waited beside them while they explained it again. It is not a complaint about getting older. It is a little fun with the evidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_24d4e96f-bb3b-4bd2-966d-44fac96db875.png?v=1793443623\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in like an old story:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives the cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It suits a joke you have earned the hard way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough for another checkpoint:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. Good, because you may have to explain the beep twice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA buckle with its own metal:\u003c\/b\u003e The adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Even the cap has a little hardware.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe punch line reads clearly:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and is sharp and readable. The walk-through detector and the knee bones with their plate and screws deserve a clear look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from home, hardware and all:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. Its trip should be simpler than the one through airport security.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_09093ad2-2af0-4156-8e22-7c8d9bc314d4.png?v=1793443918\" alt=\"Matching set: Sets Off Metal Detectors - Ask Me Why vintage washed cap and Sets Off Metal Detectors - Ask Me Why vintage t-sh\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who beeps:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the metal in their knee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe gray tray stays quiet. Her knee doesn't.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":67822107099369,"sku":"6966858374","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":67822107132137,"sku":"3889640985","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":67822107164905,"sku":"9888680708","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_4867ed18-3a61-4fd0-b84c-b96eaaba96f4.png?v=1793443626","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/sets-off-metal-detectors-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}