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It is not a lecture about aging or a complaint about work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_0625bd6c-da93-4e4b-b7f4-fbce437d897b.png?v=1790531120\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the long pour:\u003c\/b\u003e This t-shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. The wine can be delicate. Your shirt does not need to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to take your time:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to settle in. No need to dress like you have somewhere to be at eight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches for many more Fridays:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. Good, because retirement has plenty of Fridays in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch with your sip:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. 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