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It is permission to miss the turn on purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/3_22cc5f31-ae6f-42a0-9359-0f956ad98202.png?v=1787391399\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the long road:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton that is soft and durable. A shirt about taking your time should hold up for the trip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an easygoing detour:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room without looking sloppy. It suits a day when nobody is checking the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched for another winding mile:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching helps make it built to last. Scenic routes have a habit of becoming longer than planned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing scratching at the scenery:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching at the neck. One less annoyance when you are busy enjoying the view.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe road starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. The scenic route can begin with a shirt that stays close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who takes detours:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads, grandpas, husbands, and retired friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to take the scenic route.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep the winding road. 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