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It is a simple excuse to slow down and enjoy the road.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_edf13544-fab0-4d52-bbfc-00b010189057.png?v=1787124050\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for the longer road:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt is made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend, warm and soft. A slower trip calls for something that feels right when the road takes its time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an easygoing detour:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Nothing fussy, which suits a slogan about taking the road at your own pace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for miles and memories:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 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