{"product_id":"retired-sweatshirt","title":"\"Retired Time To Wine Down\" Vintage Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA glass jug sat under a clean dish towel on the basement shelf. The grapes had gone in weeks ago, and nobody was going to hurry them along. Every so often, someone lifted the towel, checked the bubbles, and put it back. Waiting was part of making something worth pouring. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “wine down” turns an old workday habit into a retirement plan. People who spent years watching the clock read it and nod. Now the afternoon can take as long as it likes. It is not a lecture about retirement or a complaint about work. The glass of red wine and vineyard rows give the joke somewhere pleasant to sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_795b44c6-d593-420b-9b1d-8b3ed7af3962.png?v=1790932965\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to take your time:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Good for an afternoon with no shift waiting at the end of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit with nowhere to rush:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Put it on and let the clock mind its own business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to stay for another glass:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, plus double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. 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