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It is a quiet admission that coffee and old songs still get the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/2_e5c06070-acd2-4eb0-a2e3-5abb564a17fb.png?v=1787389955\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for mornings worth keeping:\u003c\/b\u003e It is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A shirt about running on coffee and oldies should hold up for plenty of mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an old routine:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives it an easy, familiar shape. Nothing fussy here, much like the morning routine it celebrates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching helps make it built to last. Some things deserve to stick around, and this line makes that point plainly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo tag to spoil coffee:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching at the neck. Coffee has enough complaints already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom our shop to yours:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. The oldies may have traveled a long way, but this shirt starts closer to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who still needs oldies:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads, grandpas, husbands, and music-loving friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is coffee and old songs before noon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe radio kept playing. 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