{"product_id":"retired-rebuilt-t-shirt","title":"\"Retired And Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOn Saturday mornings, the neighbors lifted their car hoods along the curb. Somebody's radio played through an open garage window. A red toolbox went from driveway to driveway, usually in search of a wrench nobody had put back. By noon, one car ran better and three people had sore knees. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “aftermarket parts” makes a repaired body sound like a car worth keeping. Anyone with a replacement joint or a few old injuries reads it and nods. “Retired And Rebuilt” says what happened without asking for sympathy. It is not a lecture or a complaint. It is the truth with grease on its hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_37c89bf3-645c-4198-af05-ad5d5c8dccc2.png?v=1790671993\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCotton for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A body with a few replacement parts has earned something that can keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the rebuilt model:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. There is room to move without making a production of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that hold their ground:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. That seems right for a shirt about keeping things running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to bother you:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. Your joints have made enough complaints for one day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from home base:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The toolbox can travel, but this one starts here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_9b3360c7-6b21-425c-a05c-088add856837.png?v=1790672180\" alt=\"Matching set: Retired And Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts vintage washed cap and Retired And Rebuilt. Body Contains\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who keeps running:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for retired dads and moms, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the parts that kept them going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe toolbox moves on. 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