{"product_id":"retired-rebuilt-cap","title":"\"Retired And Rebuilt. Body Contains Aftermarket Parts\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery Thursday night, the family met at the bowling alley. The scorekeeper sharpened a pencil beside the paper score sheet. Grandma's new knee still took her to the foul line, though she gave the ball return a little more time than she used to. The pins went down all the same. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Aftermarket Parts” makes a new joint sound like a sensible repair. Retirees who have collected a scar or two will read it and nod. So will anyone who has watched a parent get back on their feet after surgery. The toolbox makes the joke plain. It is not a lecture about aging or a complaint about what hurts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_dace9029-acd7-41df-a444-7311d159178c.png?v=1790674129\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in, not worn out:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives the cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It suits a line about a body with some miles on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough for another round:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. A joke about getting rebuilt ought to be easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the current model:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. The parts may have changed, but you can still get the fit right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe repair note reads clearly:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The toolbox and its spare parts get to make their point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from closer to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. The parts joke may be old, but this cap starts here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who calls new joints upgrades:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas, and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the parts that still work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNew knee. Same ten pins.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":67594287382761,"sku":"9357495398","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":67594287349993,"sku":"0123330793","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":67594287415529,"sku":"1383509598","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_3e838943-f309-4e44-8543-d7b623da6e93.png?v=1790674129","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/retired-rebuilt-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}