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You aren't getting older; you're just becoming a classic model.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/1_3fff2300-59f0-4825-bbe5-16664a101482.png?v=1774086077\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e100% Heavy Cotton:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from thick, dependable cotton. It feels like a real, sturdy shirt that can handle whatever your retirement schedule throws at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003eRoom for the Chassis:\u003c\/b\u003e A true Classic Fit. Generously cut through the chest and waist so you can relax without feeling restricted (perfect for when the \"check engine\" light comes on after a big dinner).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003eBuilt to Last:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. 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