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It is simply a small victory lap with a cocktail in hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_3e64ca72-bbe5-4c7c-8bc2-37dac0aa419c.png?v=1787187304\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft warmth for early evenings:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt uses a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend that is warm and soft. Early happy hour calls for something easy to settle into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA classic fit for leisure:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. The shape suits a retirement schedule where comfort finally gets a vote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for the long afternoon:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. The construction fits a slogan about making the good part of the day last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe label knows when to leave:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt has a tear-away label. One less thing getting in the way of a good afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. The tropical bar mood may look like vacation, but the sweatshirt starts closer to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who starts happy hour early:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for retirees, grandpas and grandmas, husbands and wives, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to call it a day early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe porch can wait. 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