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It is a simple reminder that another side can still have good songs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_f4be3f77-386c-46ce-8a23-84bdea19503a.png?v=1786885626\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade for another spin:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A cassette memory about keeping things going belongs on something made for the long haul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelaxed like old routines:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt has a relaxed classic fit. It matches a slogan about slower days and enjoying the next side of life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched through the years:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt uses double-needle stitching, built to last. 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