{"product_id":"retired-every-day-is-side-b-cap","title":"\"Retired. Every Day Is Side B\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe habit of checking both sides of a cassette never quite left. A tape got flipped before the next song, even when the first side had plenty left on it. You learned that a good afternoon could have a Side A, a Side B, and nowhere you needed to be. Retirement changes the schedule, but apparently not the habit of flipping the tape. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Side B” says plenty without making a fuss. Anyone who remembers mixtapes, long drives, and choosing the next song by hand will nod. It turns retirement into a new side of the tape, not the end of the music. The design is not a complaint about getting older, and it is not a lecture about how to spend your time. It is a dry little reminder that Side B still counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/1_668cee2d-ef8c-48ce-8c57-f5a4ff3f2d76.png?v=1787042312\" alt=\"A smiling older man wearing a gray baseball cap with the text 'RETIREED EVERY DAY IS SIDE B' in yellow, orange, and white, holding a cassette tape recorder in a cozy indoor setting.\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWorn in like a favorite tape:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap uses premium washed denim fabric with a soft broken-in vintage feel. It suits a slogan that already knows a little wear can be a good thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLight enough for the next side:\u003c\/b\u003e It is lightweight and breathable. Side B should not feel like extra baggage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdjusts like an old familiar dial:\u003c\/b\u003e The adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. The fit has room to settle in, just like retirement does.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe message reads in one glance:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, with sharp and readable lettering. A line about Side B should be easy to read before the song starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade for a little time off:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. Retirement may take you anywhere, but this one starts close to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_0be7cc7e-dd54-4dc6-99f8-4705fbe2ed10.png?v=1786885959\" alt=\"Matching set: 38 every day is side b ideogram 4x TRIM pad80 vintage washed cap and 38 every day is side b ideogram 4x vintage\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who knows Side B:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads, grandpas, husbands, and music-loving parents, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a reminder that Side B still plays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlip the tape. Start Side B.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51679338037481,"sku":"5447951460","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51679338070249,"sku":"7612517637","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51679338103017,"sku":"7214993673","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_6bc82fca-c6c2-42fc-a346-11f738b5589e.png?v=1786885406","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/retired-every-day-is-side-b-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}